{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"the-loser-hat-my-team-sucks-embroidered-cap-for-any-bet-any-sport","title":"MY TEAM SUCKS for Any Bet, Any Sport","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eNo city. No excuses. This one's for every fan, everywhere, whose team let them down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eThe original Loser Hat: the embroidered L front and center, MY TEAM SUCKS prominently displayed, loser.team stamped on it so there's no talking your way out of it. Football, baseball, basketball, fantasy league, your buddy's terrible golf game — if there's a bet, there's a loser, and the loser wears this hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eTHE RULES ARE SIMPLE:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"list-inside list-decimal whitespace-normal [li_\u0026amp;]:pl-6\" style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; padding: 0px; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: none; scrollbar-width: thin; margin-block-start: calc(var(--spacing-4)*var(--tw-space-y-reverse)); margin-block-end: calc(var(--spacing-4)*calc(1 - var(--tw-space-y-reverse))); outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; padding-inline-start: 1.5em; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important 0px var(--spacing-1) !important 0px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\" data-streamdown=\"ordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; padding-block: var(--spacing-1); padding-inline-start: 0.25em; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eYou bet on your team.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; padding-block: var(--spacing-1); padding-inline-start: 0.25em; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eYour team blew it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; padding-block: var(--spacing-1); padding-inline-start: 0.25em; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eYou wear the hat. You post the picture. No excuses, no \"it doesn't count.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eBuy it before the bet as a threat. Buy it after as the punishment. Grab a bundle — free shipping on multi-hat orders, because humiliation loves company.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eDETAILS:\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003e• Embroidered front design — no cheap prints\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003e• Structured 5-panel cap with seamless front\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003e• Snapback closure — one size fits most defeated fans\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003e• Want your city? Check the collection — new cities drop all season\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eloser.team — for bets you can't back out of.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Royal \/ Natural","offer_id":50526840848522,"sku":"84647927416466843292","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Red \/ Natural","offer_id":50526840881290,"sku":"77436603191209568008","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Dark Green \/ Natural","offer_id":50526840914058,"sku":"99972712744314879177","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Navy \/ Natural","offer_id":50526840946826,"sku":"33381661414770621560","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Black \/ Natural","offer_id":50526840979594,"sku":"22628701259442632001","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/8509\/7354\/files\/986313709918067600_2048.jpg?v=1792606411"},{"product_id":"tampa-bay-loser-hat-my-team-sucks-embroidered-bet-loser-cap","title":"TAMPA BAY","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eYour team talked all that trash. Then they lost. A bet's a bet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eThe TAMPA BAY Loser Hat is the official uniform of the defeated: the embroidered L front and center, TAMPA BAY on the front, loser.team stamped underneath so everyone knows exactly how you got here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eTHE RULES ARE SIMPLE:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"list-inside list-decimal whitespace-normal [li_\u0026amp;]:pl-6\" style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; padding: 0px; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: none; scrollbar-width: thin; margin-block-start: calc(var(--spacing-4)*var(--tw-space-y-reverse)); margin-block-end: calc(var(--spacing-4)*calc(1 - var(--tw-space-y-reverse))); outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; padding-inline-start: 1.5em; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important 0px var(--spacing-1) !important 0px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\" data-streamdown=\"ordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; padding-block: var(--spacing-1); padding-inline-start: 0.25em; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eYou bet on your team.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; padding-block: var(--spacing-1); padding-inline-start: 0.25em; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eYour team blew it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; padding-block: var(--spacing-1); padding-inline-start: 0.25em; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eYou wear the hat. You post the picture. No excuses, no \"it doesn't count.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eMade for the loser, bought by the winner. Ordering one for your rival? Even better. Grab a bundle — free shipping on multi-hat orders, because humiliation loves company.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eDETAILS:\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003e• Embroidered front design — no cheap prints\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003e• Structured 5-panel cap with seamless front\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003e• Snapback closure — one size fits most defeated fans\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003e• Also available with no city — for bets that haven't happened yet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eloser.team — for bets you can't back out of.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Royal \/ Natural","offer_id":50526841077898,"sku":"11748680013736929184","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Red \/ Natural","offer_id":50526841110666,"sku":"49813451307681326661","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Dark Green \/ Natural","offer_id":50526841143434,"sku":"32844970438169007592","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Navy \/ Natural","offer_id":50526841176202,"sku":"33514434853807984591","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Black \/ Natural","offer_id":50526841208970,"sku":"19504638002493370472","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/8509\/7354\/files\/16057310395063881255_2048.jpg?v=1792606196"},{"product_id":"milwaukee-loser-hat-my-team-sucks-embroidered-bet-loser-cap","title":"Milwaukee","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eYour team talked all that trash. Then they lost. A bet's a bet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eThe Milwaukee Loser Hat is the official uniform of the defeated: the embroidered L front and center, MILWAUKEE on the front, loser.team stamped underneath so everyone knows exactly how you got here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eTHE RULES ARE SIMPLE:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"list-inside list-decimal whitespace-normal [li_\u0026amp;]:pl-6\" style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; padding: 0px; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: none; scrollbar-width: thin; margin-block-start: calc(var(--spacing-4)*var(--tw-space-y-reverse)); margin-block-end: calc(var(--spacing-4)*calc(1 - var(--tw-space-y-reverse))); outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; padding-inline-start: 1.5em; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important 0px var(--spacing-1) !important 0px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\" data-streamdown=\"ordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; padding-block: var(--spacing-1); padding-inline-start: 0.25em; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eYou bet on your team.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; padding-block: var(--spacing-1); padding-inline-start: 0.25em; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eYour team blew it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; padding-block: var(--spacing-1); padding-inline-start: 0.25em; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eYou wear the hat. You post the picture. No excuses, no \"it doesn't count.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eMade for the loser, bought by the winner. Ordering one for your rival? Even better. Grab a bundle — free shipping on multi-hat orders, because humiliation loves company.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eDETAILS:\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003e• Embroidered front design — no cheap prints\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003e• Structured 5-panel cap with seamless front\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003e• Snapback closure — one size fits most defeated fans\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003e• Also available with no city — for bets that haven't happened yet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; scrollbar-width: thin; outline-color: var(--fill-outline); outline-width: 2px; caret-color: #111112; color: #111112; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, system-ui, sans-serif; margin-block: calc(calc(4px*var(--spacing-density))*0) !important; border: 0px solid var(--fill-divider);\"\u003eloser.team — for bets you can't back out of.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Royal \/ Natural","offer_id":50526841372810,"sku":"33711246696993877424","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Red \/ Natural","offer_id":50526841405578,"sku":"29061198342646331446","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Dark Green \/ Natural","offer_id":50526841438346,"sku":"26216412892541690407","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Navy \/ Natural","offer_id":50526841471114,"sku":"30450682747860582779","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Black \/ Natural","offer_id":50526841503882,"sku":"97908832841403700913","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/8509\/7354\/files\/6043935607233941230_2048.jpg?v=1792605956"},{"product_id":"custom-loser-hat-your-city-league-or-crew-on-the-my-team-sucks-cap","title":"CUSTOM Loser Hat — Your City, League, or Crew on the \"My Team Sucks\" Cap","description":"\u003cp class=\"text-response mb-3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eDon't see your city? Type it. Your fantasy league's loser? Type it. The family Turkey Bowl champion of shame? Oh, definitely type it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-response mb-3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Custom Loser Hat puts YOUR words in the city slot: the embroidered L front and center, your text on the front, loser.team stamped underneath so everyone knows exactly how they got here. Any city, any league, any crew, any bet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-response mb-3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eTHE RULES ARE SIMPLE:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"list-decimal ps-6 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-response\" value=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou bet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-response\" value=\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou lost.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-response\" value=\"3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eYou wear the hat. You post the picture. No excuses, no \"it doesn't count.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-response mb-3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMade for the loser, bought by the winner. Ordering one for your rival, your league's last-place finisher, or your brother-in-law? Even better. Grab a bundle — free shipping on multi-hat orders, because humiliation loves company.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-response mb-3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eHOW PERSONALIZATION WORKS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e• Type your text in the personalization box — 30 characters max, ALL CAPS reads best\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e• Shorter = bolder. Long text wraps onto two lines and shrinks to fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e• We stitch exactly what you type — double-check your spelling\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e• Every custom hat gets a quick human review before production (adds about a day) — cities, leagues, families, and trash talk only; no trademarked team names or logos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e• Personalized hats are made just for you, so they're final sale unless they arrive defective\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-response mb-3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e• Embroidered front design — no cheap prints\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e• Structured 5-panel cap with seamless front\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e• Snapback closure — one size fits most defeated fans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"text-response mb-3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eloser.team — for bets you can't back out of.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Royal \/ Natural","offer_id":50537734635658,"sku":"29717557611219732724","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Red \/ Natural","offer_id":50537734668426,"sku":"16121331450002466676","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Dark Green \/ Natural","offer_id":50537734701194,"sku":"98641673076663803340","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Navy \/ Natural","offer_id":50537734733962,"sku":"32398841815095606832","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Black \/ Natural","offer_id":50537734766730,"sku":"12547462269616076443","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/8509\/7354\/files\/1984217970747365314_2048.jpg?v=1792615427"}],"url":"https:\/\/loser.team\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Loser Team","version":"1.0","type":"link"}